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Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10294) - you deserved it (27085)

On 06/16/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by theorifice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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