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Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11040) - you deserved it (28660)

On 06/16/2010 at 12:28pm - misc - by theorifice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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damn bird!

#1 - On 06/16/2010 at 6:51pm by samanthadude

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You deserve it! You left it there out in the open. Why the fuck would you leave your food outside where anyone/thing could get to it. Someone could spit in your food while you're gone or piss in your soda cup. Or the person in charge of cleaning off tables could throw it away. You should have just taken your tray with you, idiot. BTW if you leave your food unattended anyplace that is not your property, anyone could legally just go take it. Or anything in this case.. And since it was last in your possession and nothing went wrong during the making or preparation of the food, the restaurant wouldn't have to do a dammed thing about it. Think about that next time.

#73 - On 06/16/2010 at 7:33pm by ShadowPunkChick

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