Animals: Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought...

By theorifice - 16/06/2010 16:28 - Canada

Today, I was unbearably hungry, so I went to Wendy's, bought myself a Baconator and took it outside to eat on the patio. One bite in, I went back to grab a few napkins. Within seconds of my departure, a seagull snatched it up. FML

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By shibs - 19/12/2015 14:30 - Australia - Hurstville

Today, I spent the only money I had left for lunch only to take two bites before a seagull snatched my burger from my hands. I had to shamefully start walking back to work with a pair of girls laughing at me and an empty stomach. FML

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By FeedTheBirds - 06/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Estero

Today, I bought a delicious $17 lobster sandwich at a restaurant on the beach. The seagull who zoomed in and ripped it out of my hands as I was about to take the first bite seemed to enjoy it very much. FML

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By fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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By John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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By ihateseagulls - 07/04/2011 23:28 - United States

Today, while at the beach, my little sister thought it would be cute to feed a small seagull some of her food. Minutes later a flock of seagulls swarmed and attacked me and my sandwich. FML

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By mr_dinzaster - 30/05/2019 22:00

Today, a dog came into my yard. I bent down to pet him, forgetting I had a burger in my hand. The dog grabbed it and ran. FML

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By can't eat paper - 11/05/2014 01:34 - United States

Today, after a long day at work, I was starving, so I stopped by the drive-through for something to eat. When I got home and hurriedly opened the bag, all I found inside was napkins. Thanks, McDonald's. FML

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By HungryGirl - 24/10/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I went to McDonald's to get breakfast. I sat my food down at a table and went to get some napkins and a straw. I returned to the table to find that my food was gone, and could hear nothing but "SUCKKAAAA" trailing from the entrance to the restaurant. Some jerk stole my meal. FML

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Food poisoning is back on the menu!

By James - 06/05/2023 06:00 - Australia

Today, whilst on a road trip with friends, we stopped at a roadside diner for lunch. I ordered a chicken sandwich and when it arrived, I took a huge bite out of it, only to realize that it was still completely raw in the middle. FML

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By NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Nenita24 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:52

why wud u leave ur food unattended outside!

samanthadude 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 0:51

damn bird!

Comments

BobCirca 4

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:01

Whataburger is an amazing burger joint

NvG439 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:08

169- I know I see it very where it's the one of the first pics that cone out wen u google scene girl

rawrIMAsheep 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:18

WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE IT ALONE?! people are just getting stupider and stupider these days(:

KookieKrumbler 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:19

Im tired of people saying YDI for leaving your food unattended. It only takes like, 10 seconds to get some napkins. And he could most likely watch his food while he goes to get napkins because there are windows. And on top of that OP probably lives near a beach where birds are all over the reasturant looking for crumbs to eat. But now i realize if thats the case, if you ate at a wendys like that you should of known there were seagulls everywhere looking for food and of course it is going to take your food if it watches you leave. So I would now have to say YDI for letting a buff bird take your heavy burger. >:D

ninjasaurous 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:28

Where'd my comment gooooooooo?? Bahhhhhh

dannyboy66 7

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:33

i got food poisened there and there to danm expensive did i mention i also had the flue when i got food poisened

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 17 June 2010 3:36

good thing it did those can clog an artery in like half a second(sarcasm of course, no stupid comments from stupid people)...YDI for not taking better care of yourself.