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Today, after spending the evening with friends, I went home and realized that the living room light was on. Thinking someone was robbing me, I hid behind a bush. I got impatient and crept up to the door. Then I remembered that I'd left the light on before I left. FML


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On 06/13/2010 at 9:16am - misc - by jonjon (man) - United States (Florida)

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Yah when I see a light on I automatically assume I'm being robbed.

#8 - On 06/13/2010 at 1:12pm by Katee0_o

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That's okay sounds like something I would do if I forgot that I left the light on.

#4 - On 06/13/2010 at 1:10pm by JessKraze

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