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dude don't be a wimp always have a weapon in every room of ur house. I have 1-2 knives in every room along with a bat or steel pole. protect yourself
That would be an appropriate comment had OP already been inside the house. Or did you forget to mention the hatchets and flamethrowers you hide in your bushes?
how is THAT a fml? so you made a mistake. i make mistakes all the time and i dont go blabbing it on fml
I understand we make mistakes and leave the lights on. I get it, we have all done it. But, to be trippy enough that Oh shit Im being robbed and hiding in the bushes. Congradulations, you get my Goddamnit your a dumb ass award of the day.
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Yah when I see a light on I automatically assume I'm being robbed.
That's okay sounds like something I would do if I forgot that I left the light on.