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Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42660) - you deserved it (9694)

On 04/19/2009 at 1:40am - misc - by hawaiiansokkrboi (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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i agree with number one... it was an accident, for her to be so upset that she won't talk to you over an accident shows that shes probably just a bitch.

#2 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:05am by sprinkesrdelish

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Awww...
Middle School love...

#3 - On 04/19/2009 at 10:06am by fonebone10

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