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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5408) - you deserved it (34819)

On 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm - misc - by frenchy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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