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Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML

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and then she kicked your ass :D

#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:44am by marth

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Dude why were you freaking out like that anyway. If there really was a kid in the bar, just go tell someone who works there about it, dont run around like a knob screaming kid in a bar. Damn dude

#16 - On 02/15/2009 at 2:12am by FedintheA

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