Today, my friends and I go to a bar and get wasted. I walk around and see a kid. I start yelling, "There's a child in this bar! There's a CHILD in this BAR!" She turns around. She was a midget. FML
by frenchy / 02/05/2009 at 7:55pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
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being under 5 ft myself, this sorta things happens to me. it's worse for the little person than for you, get over yourself.
#6 - On 02/06/2009 at 1:31pm by dirty_hoes
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and then she kicked your ass :D
#1 - On 02/06/2009 at 10:44am by marth
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