Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
I agree, your life sucks (9556) - you deserved it (49907)
On 02/22/2009 at 11:09pm - misc - by Sh.H (woman) - United States (Minnesota)
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At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
#21 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:17am by Amkii
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It's a sign. Don't tan.
#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:16am by Blind_Ninja
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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