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Today, both my parents were at work so I was home alone. My boyfriend had wanted to surprise me and take me out to lunch. He found me dancing on my kitchen table singing "Like a Virgin" at the top of my lungs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8232) - you deserved it (25605)

On 05/28/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by crazygirl10 - United States

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This is only a problem if your bf is dull or you can't sing. If that's the case, YDI.

#1 - On 05/28/2010 at 8:47pm by ImaginaryFoe

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what's wrong with singing loudly? if he's ur bf he shouldn't care

#13 - On 05/28/2010 at 8:51pm by Cbizzlez

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