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Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24377) - you deserved it (11625)

On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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arent you supposed to spray it on your body, and not on your clothes?

#4 - On 05/28/2010 at 5:47pm by dbs

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ahahah atleast it wasnt white.then you would really have a problem

#10 - On 05/28/2010 at 5:52pm by canitbe

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