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Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20777) - you deserved it (9273)

On 05/28/2010 at 2:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

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ahahah atleast it wasnt white.then you would really have a problem

#10 - On 05/28/2010 at 5:52pm by canitbe

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you deserve it because you use body spray and not actual cologne.

#72 - On 05/28/2010 at 9:59pm by polarbare

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