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Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML
Sucks, next time don't leave your phone by liquids, or get an awesome case like I have.
How'd your wife react?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015