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Today, I had a dream about toasting with champagne. Whilst asleep, I extended my hand to toast, then brought my hand to my mouth to "drink the bubbly." I knocked over the glass of water I keep on my bedside table. My iPhone is now ruined, and in shock of my wet arm, I jerked backward headbutting my wife's face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24532) - you deserved it (6708)

On 05/25/2010 at 3:08pm - misc - by AdamFoundHisEve - Sent from mobile version

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Sucks, next time don't leave your phone by liquids, or get an awesome case like I have.

How'd your wife react?

#12 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:05pm by tygerarmy

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well that's sucks =P

#3 - On 05/25/2010 at 6:02pm by XxXPeace2thelose

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