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Today, I was watching a movie at my girlfriend's house with her and her parents. There was a part where a brother and sister kissed, so I said "where'd they come from, Alabama?" Today is also the day I found out my girlfriend's parents are from Alabama. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8749) - you deserved it (23908)

On 05/23/2010 at 7:15pm - misc - by THANKS4theINFO (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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So? Are you her brother?

#2 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:08am by metalmaiden

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Well, it could be worse. Your girlfriend could be from New Jersey.

#18 - On 05/24/2010 at 3:22am by FarSide

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