Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
I agree, your life sucks (20703) - you deserved it (10796)
On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Jlipka 's life also sucksToday, while house sitting, I went to take my pizza out of the oven, not realizing that…
guyshithappensto also deserved itToday, I fell asleep in class. If that wasn't bad enough, I awoke gasping for air. I…
Well? Did you impress her?
#1 - On 05/22/2010 at 3:25am by hawkie409
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lol gravity just pantsed you.
#4 - On 05/22/2010 at 3:32am by ALERI0N
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