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Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
I agree, your life sucks (14630) - you deserved it (7957)
On 05/21/2010 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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