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Today, my girlfriend left her phone on a bus. With no way to pick it up, I drove 40 miles through Friday night Boston traffic to get it from the bus company office. It took me four hours. Bored in traffic, I discovered the texts from her other boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66213) - you deserved it (3018)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:15pm - misc - by Safe - United States (New Jersey)

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