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Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML
#6 is right. Dolphins attack and kill things basically for shits n' giggles. They're also one of the only animals besides humans to have sex for pleasure. Basically, dolphins have minds similar to humans and as a result, can be real fucking assholes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.