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Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55773) - you deserved it (6202)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:49am - misc - by Anonymous - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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lol dolphins

#1 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:02pm by Mico3587

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#6 is right. Dolphins attack and kill things basically for shits n' giggles. They're also one of the only animals besides humans to have sex for pleasure. Basically, dolphins have minds similar to humans and as a result, can be real fucking assholes.

#11 - On 04/17/2009 at 2:15pm by Jaywin

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