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Today, I received an award from my school rewarding me for my honor roll and my cheerleading. When I brought the certificate home my mom congratulated me and hugged me. I worked really hard for this and all my dad had to say was, "Try this flavor of Doritos." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16674) - you deserved it (5687)

On 05/12/2010 at 10:18pm - misc - by honorstudent - United States (Pennsylvania)

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...pretty good doritos?

#1 - On 05/13/2010 at 3:06am by texas_justice

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awe didn't get your ego stroked? quit your bitchin.

#10 - On 05/13/2010 at 3:10am by mikey2469

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