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Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

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Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

#3 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:21pm by SarahB0184

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What is mace? Like pepper spray? I'm assuming it's not the spiky club I'm thinking of, lol.

#8 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:24pm by _Chocoholic_

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