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Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20927) - you deserved it (59913)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

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