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Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24674) - you deserved it (75970)

On 04/16/2009 at 5:27pm - misc - by Eyesore - United States (Georgia)

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Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)

#3 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:21pm by SarahB0184

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Overly paranoid. I got mugged by three huge guys and I am not that paranoid. Just take it easy next time.

#4 - On 04/16/2009 at 7:21pm by Kozzy333

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