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Today, I was walking back to my home in the city in the dark. I'm paranoid, so when I saw movement behind me I clutched my mace. The faster I walked, the closer the person seemed to be. I spun around and sprayed my attacker with mace. It was my shadow and the wind blew the mace back into eyes. FML
Well, I guess you showed your "attacker" lol. I hope the mace was not too bad though. =)
Overly paranoid. I got mugged by three huge guys and I am not that paranoid. Just take it easy next time.
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Friday 18 April 2014