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Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13010) - you deserved it (74311)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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Someone taps you so you roundhouse kick them? What are you, an idiot?

#7 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:09am by RichHurtz

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FLAWLESS VICTORY

#5 - On 04/16/2009 at 10:07am by rw4rf1s

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