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Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and gave them a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9420) - you deserved it (55537)

On 04/16/2009 at 2:47am - misc - by filipinoclari808 (man) - United States (Hawaii)

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