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Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5820) - you deserved it (30065)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

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