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Today, I asked my boyfriend why he dates me. He immediately responded, "Well, TV shows are boring and predictable, so you're a good source of fresh and interesting drama." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38907) - you deserved it (26764)

On 04/14/2009 at 12:44am - love - by dramaqueen (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Well, he's right. Women are full of drama. I wouldn't call it fresh or interesting drama though.

#2 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:16am by alex_vik

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YDI. He is obviously baiting you for asking a stupid question. It always annoys me when women ask this because all they are wanting is to be flattered and told how beautiful they are blah blah blah. If they wanted some flattery then they should just come out and ask for it. Not trying to thinly disguise it with this stupid question.

#4 - On 04/14/2009 at 6:23am by Jimboom

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