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Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18032) - you deserved it (5206)

On 01/09/2009 at 10:23pm - love - by Cùchulainn - Sent from mobile version

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