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Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19491) - you deserved it (5604)

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hahha when my brother came home after boot camp he said dont come to my bed and shake me to wake up. if anything flick the light on and yell at me

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 9:30am by hailhall

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i'd kill for a girl like that. hehe...kill...worst joke ever

#9 - On 03/01/2009 at 7:10am by Tyler_Durden

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