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Today, I realised I spend more time and receive more satisfaction talking on the phone with Chinese take away than talking to my wife in person. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10071) - you deserved it (19664)

On 03/15/2010 at 1:38pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Ireland

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Aww, poor you. How about discussing this with your wife and seeing if you and her can fix it.

#30 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:53pm by amayasoma

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chinese food is rather enjoyable... Or do you really just like to eat out and ur wife doesnt enjoy it? lol

#3 - On 03/15/2010 at 6:27pm by mama2b3

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