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Today, I told my boyfriend I love him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (30519) - you deserved it (5031)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:06am - love - by jonnah - Canada (Ontario)

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Clingy and annoying does not equal love. Clingy and annoying equals breakup.

#4 - On 03/05/2010 at 2:04pm by mama2b3

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ouch. time to rethink that whole love thing. and hopefully he's your ex now. and if he's not your ex yet, don't say your excuse is "well he's really sweet an makes me happy" bc he sounds like an ass.

#7 - On 03/05/2010 at 2:07pm by missASHLEYnicole

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