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Well, why that does suck, it could have been a worse response:

"I hate you."

"I love your mom."

"I love your brother."

"I had sex with your dog."

"Your entire family has been slaughtered and I wrote 'I love you' with their intestines."

"Nice tits!"

"About a half past 3."

"That just scared the shit out of me."

So don't feel too bad.

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ouch. time to rethink that whole love thing. and hopefully he's your ex now. and if he's not your ex yet, don't say your excuse is "well he's really sweet an makes me happy" bc he sounds like an ass.

+5

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