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Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17881) - you deserved it (68609)

On 04/09/2009 at 1:04am - love - by skmusic (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

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YDI. Way to lose your temper after 2 calls.

#5 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:09am by clipse

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Ever heard of call screening?

To #1, you knew it's annoying, yet you did it anyway?
We can SEE the #1, there's no need to say it.

#2 - On 04/09/2009 at 10:06am by arienh4

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