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Today, a guy I'd been seeing off and on for the past three years broke things off over a Facebook message. I replied, and told him that I was at least worth a phone call. He replied "Well, I'm sorry, I disagree." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16304) - you deserved it (2569)

On 02/22/2010 at 7:53pm - love - by notworthit (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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