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Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20827) - you deserved it (2376)

On 02/20/2010 at 11:22am - love - by Bilirubin (man) - United States (Missouri)

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