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Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015