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Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8548) - you deserved it (32940)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

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...Okay.

Who else just came?

#1 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:18pm by gingersnapper

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That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).

#7 - On 02/14/2010 at 7:20pm by eeeeeeee

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