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Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML


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On 02/09/2010 at 10:43am - love - by safariboo - United States (Texas)

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Damn, I've been looking for those.

#13 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:10pm by CallMeHush

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happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!

#5 - On 02/09/2010 at 2:08pm by bree128

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