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Today, after almost nine months of doing anything and everything to show my love for my girlfriend and make her happy, she told me she would give "anything" to relive the one week of her and her ex's relationship where she was the happiest in her life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21668) - you deserved it (2590)

On 02/02/2010 at 10:52pm - love - by redjesus69 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

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What a delightful girl. She lacks tact, gratitude, kindness...I think you might need a new girlfriend.

#8 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:34am by snickerdoodles

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Dude stop being her doormat, move on.


Anyway, those nekkid pics of her "happiest" week will be hitting the 'net any day now.

#15 - On 02/03/2010 at 3:46am by CallMeHush

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