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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18682) - you deserved it (3077)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

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