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Today, my boyfriend admitted that he'd like to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)

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You're dating a furry.

#1 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:05am by onebadsummer

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well maybe you are supposed to find his nuts
and then find a hole for them somewhere

#4 - On 02/01/2010 at 3:13am by DogmaT

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