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Today, I was watching a horror movie with my girlfriend. Suddenly, the killer jumped on screen. My girlfriend screamed. I peed myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26369) - you deserved it (9703)

On 01/31/2010 at 5:16am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

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you gf is the man of the house...

#3 - On 01/31/2010 at 2:04pm by 1800getalife

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haha that really sucks.

#1 - On 01/31/2010 at 2:02pm by joshua7

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