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Today, my mother machine-washed a suit I rented for a friends wedding, despite me informing her that it was dry-clean only, and that the store would take care of it. I now owe $1600 to replace the suit, and my mum is refusing to help pay, as she was "only trying to help." FML


I agree, your life sucks (36479) - you deserved it (2949)

On 01/23/2010 at 1:40am - love - by Phoenix - Sent from mobile version

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she wasn't very helpful...

#2 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:02am by patricklin

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Be sure to tell your mom that the road to Hell is paved with good intentions. That and to get her hearing aide checked.

#6 - On 01/23/2010 at 6:38am by Vurban

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