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 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17786) - you deserved it (9079)

On 01/16/2010 at 7:22am - love - by Desperate_measures (woman) - Greece (Attiki)

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