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 Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friends house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said "who's this? stop texting me." FML

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So... let me get this straight...

You somehow stalkerishly got this guys phone number without him knowing you had it. You texted him without ever telling him who you were or giving him your phone number. He didn't text back for a while but it seems you kept texting him anyway. Then he finally responded and you were surprised that he wasn't happy?

oh... and "FIRSSSTTTTT"

FHL

#1 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:48pm by gravityplanx

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ummm if you're old enough to drive shouldn't you be old enough to not act like a creepy stalker and text a guy who you clearly don't know well without so much as revealing who you are seemingly repeatedly?

#4 - On 01/16/2010 at 1:55pm by Seventytimeseven

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