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Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16907) - you deserved it (2964)

On 01/13/2010 at 11:27pm - love - by meow (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

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Well me and the rest of the football team did try to warn him...

#13 - On 01/14/2010 at 4:14am by CallMeHush

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That's funny! Hurtful but funny. I am the same way. I'm a thrasher. Maybe you should consider a sleep number bed?

#17 - On 01/14/2010 at 4:44am by Mortgaged

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