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Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML


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On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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He's drunk. In case you haven't noticed, drunk people don't have the best judgment. Besides, if the girl's going out with you, she probably thinks you look good! Seriously, don't worry too much about it.

#1 - On 01/13/2010 at 2:09pm by snickerdoodles

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Don't let the opinion of old drunk guy with no-one to talk to (or he could have said it to them and not you) get you down. And depending on his age, he was raised when it was a woman's duty to look pretty for men. Either way, hope it didn't bother you too much.

#10 - On 01/13/2010 at 2:47pm by noclevername

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