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Today, I was going out with my supermodel-gorgeous friend, so I put extra effort into looking good. I thought I looked pretty good, but when we got to the station, a drunk old man looked at us and loudly announced "That's always the way it is, there's a fit one and an ugly one". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21660) - you deserved it (2125)

On 01/13/2010 at 9:06am - love - by uglyone (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

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