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Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. His mother, seconds upon meeting me, gave me a hug, smiled at me, and said: "It's so nice to finally meet you! All I ever hear is 'Emma this', and 'Emma that', 'I love Emma!'. He never stops talking about you!" My name's not Emma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41354) - you deserved it (2213)

On 01/12/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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dump his ass. no questions asked. lol

#2 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:13am by xoprettyinpunkox

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His mom might of just said the wrong name.... it happens

#4 - On 01/13/2010 at 3:23am by hope20

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