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Today, my girlfriend asked for me to come to her. Then move my head in close to her and close my eyes. Expecting a sweet and romantic kiss I positioned my lips for my surprise. My surprise wasn't a kiss, instead it was a nice crunchy booger she placed in my mouth with her finger. FML

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dating four-year-olds has that disadvantage.

#15 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:44am by som

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Surprise her with a huge slap as a sign of your admiration

#4 - On 01/11/2010 at 7:17am by Horde

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