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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 12:24am - love - by lug_nut (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Why do you say that you went to his house for him to break up with you? Sounds like you made him break up with you, if that's the case, YDI.

#6 - On 01/06/2010 at 6:47am by Comentator

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total crap. to not notice someone jacking up your car on one side, then the other, then stealing your spare (which, like in most cars, should have been attached to the undercarriage or -- GASP! -- in the trunk) is just shy of impossible. so you're either lying or retarded. i'm going to choose to believe you're retarded, because that's more entertaining to me. posts like this are the reason for the YDI votes.

#22 - On 01/06/2010 at 10:46am by infuzi0n

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