Cars and Love: Wrong place, wrong time

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

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By Mel Hahn - 17/09/2017 16:00

Today, I walked out of my boyfriend's house to see my car window smashed in and my steering wheel cover stolen. I was only staying at his place because there had been a rash of vehicle break-ins in my neighborhood. FML

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By iJuli - 08/04/2012 05:17 - United States - Billings

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML

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By brigie - 01/05/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, my boyfriend of two and a half years left me. To clear my head I decided to go for a drive. My car broke down on the way. The only mechanic I have ever used and trusted with my car is my boyfriend. Yes, I had to call him. FML

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 04:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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By stuck - 23/03/2015 15:51 - United States - Bridgeview

Today, my boyfriend wrecked our car. Now I can't get to work in order to make the money we need to buy a new one. FML

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Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

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By kwill256 - 15/09/2016 10:21 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my partner, which resulted in us breaking up and me leaving. I drove for half an hour before I realised I had left my handbag, purse and licence at his place. I had to go ask for it back. FML

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By caughttt - 10/02/2010 02:52 - United States

Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML

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Wednesday 6 January 2010 12:47

Why do you say that you went to his house for him to break up with you? Sounds like you made him break up with you, if that's the case, YDI.

shuzuko 2

Wednesday 6 January 2010 19:25

What, do you expect that every breakup in the world only takes two seconds? Most of my breakups ended up being hours-long conversations on the whys and hows, what went wrong, and what the future could or could not be from there on out. In fact, the only short breakup, I ever had was one that happened during the school day, and that was from necessity... and then we ended up spending hours on the phone after school let out. Some people actually have feelings and want to discuss what went wrong with the relationship to cause the breakup. You guys are idiots.

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Finalmoech1 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 23:05

To razorp- Not all black people steal, Im sure every race at one point has stolen.Unless your being sarcastic or trying to be funny I suggest you take your racist remarks somewhere else. As for the op why would you go over to his house just so he can break up with you? I know face to face is more honest but since you already known why not just do it over the phone or even at your house?

lortay2468_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 1:27

coudnt you have called or txted

Cristaderzi 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 2:56

Me thinks OP was setup by he now Ex!!

kirakira333 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 3:22

see the thing is he had already broken up with her... but they wanted to have makeup sex so she went over to his house ;Dq

PurpleKuSh_fml 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 6:38

hey there's nothing wrong with living in the ghetto... just sometimes there will be some consequences, or somthin at risk. and damn that musta been awkward