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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I am that loser. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26206) - you deserved it (4330)

On 01/03/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by birthday bash - Sent from mobile version

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You're a winner to me, Ben.

#3 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:10am by fullyhalfempty

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when are they going to install a "its a god thing" button? so some girl broke up with you. obviously there were problems. maybe you deserve it and maybe you don't, either way your life isn't fucked. now mope a bit, get out there, find someone new and start again. its called life. deal with it.

#23 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:44am by IndigoKitty

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