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Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I am that loser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27696) - you deserved it (4482)

On 01/03/2010 at 9:38pm - love - by birthday bash - Sent from mobile version

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You're a winner to me, Ben.

#3 - On 01/04/2010 at 3:10am by fullyhalfempty

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you deserve better

#21 - On 01/04/2010 at 5:28am by lolton

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