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Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said "hopefully never." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27336) - you deserved it (1708)

On 01/03/2010 at 1:53am - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Kent)

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Well atleast you're saved from a monster in law :).

#1 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:06am by arabianballa

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Thankfully it's not her decision.

#5 - On 01/03/2010 at 6:12am by vesperl

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