Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML

#705
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15388) - you deserved it (2158)

On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

musamalia's life also sucks
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I…

titou also deserved it
Today, well, last night, I told my girlfriend that I'm a light sleeper, and that the…

Top comments

Maybe she just misread your text... as in, maybe she thought you were suggesting she get some for herself. I know that if I read a text like that I'd be a little confused, and wouldn't want to jump to conclusions like you asking me out! So... don't blame her, just try again, but be more specific!

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:43am by HyperFlirt

See in context

+9

maybe she wasn't sure about your text... or maybe shes dumb.

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:45pm by akwardgirl

See in context

+4

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Allison Myres Perry & Jim Perry 's illustrated FML

Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML’s Roommates from hell
  • If we could, we’d probably all live on our own. Exotic dancers would do our cleaning and housework; bartenders would serve us glamorous cocktails with mini paper umbrellas in them every hour on the dot. We would…

Monday 20 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by