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Today, I sent a text message to this girl I've been flirting with for a while now saying "How about coffee?". To which she answered "Great idea, I'll go and make myself one right now". FML


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On 01/05/2009 at 1:16am - love - by Charly - Sent from mobile version

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maybe she wasn't sure about your text... or maybe shes dumb.

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 11:45pm by akwardgirl

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Maybe she just misread your text... as in, maybe she thought you were suggesting she get some for herself. I know that if I read a text like that I'd be a little confused, and wouldn't want to jump to conclusions like you asking me out! So... don't blame her, just try again, but be more specific!

#6 - On 03/08/2009 at 12:43am by HyperFlirt

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