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Today, the girl that I have been secretly madly in love with for 6 years told me "fuck off and stop doing nice things for me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (32653) - you deserved it (9782)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:18pm - love - by anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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What a bitch. You don't need her.

#2 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:07am by DynamicDave

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Six years? Cripes man! Unless you're the best friend, either bugger off or get the hint. I'd have said the exact same thing, honestly.

#6 - On 12/28/2009 at 3:14am by redbluegreen

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