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Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22386) - you deserved it (10440)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

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well in all fairness that is something you should know about your boyfriend....

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:05am by kerrygirl

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Billy Mays here! Parent judging you? Get the CHAINSAW! OHSHI-

#6 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:38am by Ireplywith_memes

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