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Today, I gave my boyfriend a box of chocolates as a present. A few hours later, he texted me saying that the box of chocolates contained nuts. He's allergic to nuts and his mother now thinks I'm trying to kill him. FML

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On 12/26/2009 at 11:44pm - love - by Kelly (woman) - United States (California)

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well in all fairness that is something you should know about your boyfriend....

#1 - On 12/27/2009 at 6:05am by kerrygirl

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I have a peanut allergy myself, and I say it's totally his fault. People hand me things all the time and I have to ask about the peanuts and walnuts content. Even family members "try to kill me" on a regular basis. Sorry you had to deal with this, Kelly. PS--he SHOULD know that about the only chocolate he can have are Hershey kisses. Punk.

#35 - On 12/27/2009 at 10:00pm by Adamsfault

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