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Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22829) - you deserved it (1945)

On 12/26/2009 at 1:10am - love - by Foam (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.

#1 - On 12/26/2009 at 6:03am by Failsinking

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Yes, but with your "free" healthcare, you should have a new tooth in about 7 months. YDI for living in Canada

#42 - On 12/26/2009 at 4:01pm by FarSide

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