Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML
by yoked / 12/17/2009 at 10:48pm / United States (Utah) / Love
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She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.
#14 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:30am by CallMeHush
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Oh my goodness. Well, at least she's honest. How do you even respond to something like that?
#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:34am by helennaa
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