Love: Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still...

By yoked - 18/12/2009 03:48 - United States

Today, while lying in bed with my wife, I asked her if she still loved me. Her reply "Sometimes". This I know is true because she instantly rolled over and farted on my leg. FML

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By Big Baby - 28/01/2017 00:00

Today, I was awoken by my wife patting my head and talking in her sleep, asking, "Who is this? Who am I touching?" She then rolled over and farted on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 00:12 - United States

Today, wanting to be romantic, I came home with flowers, and told my girlfriend I love her and that I never want us to fall apart. Before I could finish my second sentence, she farted, said, "Aww, that's so sweet" and quickly excused herself to the bathroom. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:37 - United States

Today, I woke up to find my boyfriend watching me sleep. I asked him if he was staring at me because he was in love. He replied that it was because my farting wouldn't let him sleep. FML

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By hotboxed - 13/07/2019 18:30

Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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By gassygirlfriend - 10/05/2015 08:40 - United States - Nampa

Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2014 14:28 - Germany - Berlin

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

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By ljjprchf - 13/12/2009 01:29 - Australia

Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML

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CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:30

She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.

helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:34

Oh my goodness. Well, at least she's honest. How do you even respond to something like that?

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xMrAndyTranx 4

Friday 18 December 2009 10:13

OMG. New discovery made. Title "Women Fart, No Longer A Myth"

waterynuggets 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:17

Courtesy of the Daily mail

NotVeryOriginal 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:25

nothing like a hot fart to warm you up before bed.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:30

She loves you enough to mark you with her scent, that should keep the other women and dangerous predators away from you.

markee2009 0

Friday 18 December 2009 10:54

i agree with#14 XD

sutianneli 13

Friday 13 April 2012 17:56

U could have just thumbed

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Friday 18 December 2009 11:12

Only if it is wet. Otherwise, she is just warming up the bed. Sheesh, she is just showing her love. EDIT: Lame, this was a reply to #7

anonacs 0

Friday 18 December 2009 12:22

How the **** am I the only one thay sees a problem with a husband asking his wife if she still loves him? If you have to ******* ask.....

Itsnobigdeal 0

Sunday 9 September 2012 4:23

#18 i agree with you.. they are married for a reason.. at least i hope.

arissia 0

Friday 18 December 2009 12:36

My boyfriend asks me that all the time, and my answer is the same.. but its more of a joke to us.

doritoman 0

Friday 18 December 2009 13:03

awwwww...thats so sweet...

Dopeyrox 0

Friday 18 December 2009 13:25

true love

DocsWifey 0

Friday 18 December 2009 13:40

Get over it. She was obviously joking. My husband asks me the same thing and most of the time I say sometimes and he just laughs.

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