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Today, I was hit on by a guy who decided to use the line, "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24593) - you deserved it (2873)

On 12/14/2009 at 4:05am - love - by luckygirl (woman) - United States (California)

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