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Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8047) - you deserved it (37038)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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And you thought it was ok for you to keep nagging him to propose to you while you were dating? Ugh! I know women like that.....the kind who believe that having a wedding ring on their finger is some sort of a life accomplishment so they keep hinting their boyfriends that they should get married.......they annoy me so much!

How about having a bit of respect for yourself and value yourself as a woman, not as someone's wife!

YDI.

#10 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:59am by shalizzz

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Well YDI for being pushy

#5 - On 12/12/2009 at 6:37am by insanemistress

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