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Today, I found out that my husband never wanted to marry me, he only did because I wouldn't quit pestering him to propose to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7562) - you deserved it (34574)

On 12/12/2009 at 1:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

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