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Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML

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On 12/10/2009 at 3:04am - love - by soapysoap (woman) - United States (Georgia)

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Ten months and you're already buying him expensive crap?

#5 - On 12/10/2009 at 10:20am by cthulhu1138

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I could see if it was one of those fancy soap/lotion etc. gift packages. I'd be more concerned that he wants a specialized car horn, that sounds pretty lame to me.

#6 - On 12/10/2009 at 10:22am by not_my_life

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