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Today, I met a girl who's the whole package: brains, beauty, shared interests, great personality, single, and into me. Too bad I married my bitchy, depressive high school girlfriend who said she'd kill herself if I didn't. Sometimes, she still tells me she'll do it if we divorce. I believe her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33264) - you deserved it (14572)

On 12/09/2009 at 8:27am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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